Interview 55 Questions

Q1. First, please tell the present time.
A. U.C. galactic year 0073.

Q2. What is the number one thing that you are suffering from?
A. Lack of talented people.

Q3. What was the first thing you did when you woke up this morning?
A. Made sure I was alive.

Q4. Recently, what is your favorite thing to do?
A. Play Shôgi(Japanese chess) on a chess board.

Q5. From the moment you wake up until the moment you leave the house, how long does it take you to get ready?
A. 150 minutes. Training, shower, and smoking.

Q6. What is the popular “punishment game” you play with your friends recently? (when your friends do something wrong like show up late you can basically punish them with a little torture game.)
A. Touchdown.

Q7. Nobody knows, so please tell us what the most delicious way to use “yuzupon”(liQuid food seasoning)?
A. Drink from the nose!

Q8. Besided clothes, food, and housing, what is essential to you?
A. Imagination. Everything begins from there, and MATILDA-sa~~n!

Q9. Whom do you want to meet the most?
A. Genghis Khan.[A legend famous Commander in Chief of Mongolia.] To teach me Chinese language.

Q10. Recently, where have you spent most of your money?
A. On the black market.

Q11. What product would you like to make cheaper and how much would you make it?
A. Volvick. 20yen.

Q12. What is your favorite old cartoon?
A. Encyclopedia, and Doraemon is good too.

Q13. Have you ever gone to a convenient store?
A. No, because I have one built in my house.

Q14. In housekeeping, what are you good at and what are you bad at? And please give us a reason.
A. I am good at sparring. And there is no particular reason why. I am bad at killing cockroaches.

Q15. What music do you have on your cell phone?
A. The sound of a car horn.

Q16. How many phone numbers do you have input in your phone?
A. About 4.

Q17 What do you want the most right now?
A. Health.

Q18. What is the most precious thing to you right now?
A. I don’t need a precious thing!

Q19. What is the happiest thing that has happened to you lately?
A. These Questions, aren't they?

Q20. What is the most irritating thing that has happened to you lately?
A. These Questions, aren't they?

Q21. What is your motto?
A. To live life with no regret.

Q22. Do you follow your motto?
A. I don’t know because my life is not yet over.

Q23 What do you want to correct in your life?
A. I want my nose to be more straight.

Q24 Do you have any habits?
A. I don’t stink. As if I drink Egoist.(Platinum Egoist)

Q25 The view of human nature as fundamentally "depraved" and "good", which do you believe?
A. I - do - not - understand - Japanese language. [Jug: "CHOTTO NIHONGO WAKARIMASEN", he wrote in Katakana. Gackt pretent to be a foreigner.(^^)hahaha~~ Then he wrote Korean words, means "Thank you".->] KAMUSA HAM NI DA.

Q26 Recently, what is your favorite joke?
A.Naha naha (Joke by a VERY old comedian named Mitsuo Senda… This is why I think Gackt must be around 35 years old or so.)

Q27 If you were asked if you like yourself or not, how would you answer?
A. Middle or light.

Q28. When did you feel not cool?
A. When I couldn’t write a kanji word "zatsusou"(weed).

Q29 What if you could be born again?
A. I want to love you again.

Q30 What if you had tomorrow off suddenly?
A. I would make it on.

Q31 Lately, what does make you happy?
A. The feeling of my back. (sexual meaning)

Q32 Tell us what a girl said to you that made you happy and shocked?
A. Happy word -> Big. Shocked word -> Thank you.

Q33 If the world was destroyed tomorrow, what would you do?
A. Doraemo~~~n!!

Q34 If you were a girl would you love a guy like yourself?
A. um~~~~ mandam.

Q35 To hold, kiss, sex… which do you like best?
A. I like to be kicked because it makes me feel alive.

Q36 From what age to what age are your reQuirements for romancing somebody?
A. From (heavenly) age to (genius) age. I would like someone who is stupid! ehe~ <3

Q37 What do you respect?
A. Urashima Tarou. huh!? Did I answer the wrong Question?

Q38 What city do you like? What did attract you to that city?
A. Sim City. Let’s go by a train.

Q39 If you were not working at what you are working on now, what would you do?
A. Right now I would be unemployed.

Q40 Recently, what has made you cry the most and why?
A. 2 hours ago my staff teased me(cry). (I got my revenge 10 times worse!! Terrible!)

Q41 If you would be in Jishaban Gundam, what role would you play?
A. Jean. (major role...major role)

Q42 So, who was the most adorable idiot you met recently?
A. When I went to a BBQ restaurant with Domoto Koichi, someone took Koichi’s shoes by mistake! Who did!? "Of course, I did."

Q43 How will you spend your birthday this year?
A. Run away as fast as I can because CIA is chasing me.

Q44 Using the letters G, a, c, k, t make a sentence.
A. G -> gaman nara ne- (Endurance in case??) a -> anna yatsu (that guy) c -> chop (fighting chop) k -> kick (fighting kick) t -> "tan" nonjae! Goku, un-gannnnnn. (Sazae-san Wind) (?)

Q45 Suppose you had to go to Middle School for some reason, how would you introduce yourself, how would you greet people?
A. I would line them up!! I give them gum.

Q46 When you are disappointed, how do you recover?
A. Fix it.

Q47 Now ZUPARI, do you want(koishite masu ka)?
A. I would dive in a waterfall. um? ...koi.(Carp fish) [He tricked with words "koi".]

Q48 Would you like to be a producer?
A. No. No! It’s just beginning! Sieg-Zeon!!("Sieg-Zeon" word is from Gundam.)

Q49 What will you die without having?
A. Sincerity. ah! Indians have sincerity.

Q50 How many books do you have in the bathroom?
A. About 4 books. User's manual of NTT DoCoMo N503iS.

Q51. Recently, what is your favorite book and what attracted you to it?
A. SPAIN no arukikata.(Way to walk in Spain) Look at page 27.

Q52. This summer how do you want to wear your clothes?
A. O bakku.(sumo underwear)

Q53 50 years from now where, with whom, and what are you doing?
A. Here, with you, randezvous. I won't be fat!

Q54 Last 2 Questions. What day is it today?
A. Year 1438, Year of the snake.

Q55 Can you tell me what your heart is telling you right now?
A. This time, how many "what"(nani) word I use?