I'm a Magnum!

Q: regarding aour next guest...This atmosphere, as you can see there are skulls, a chandelier
Q: and leopard print
Q: yes, leopard print, leopard print handerkerchiefs and a floor rug...Also behind us there are candles and skulls...and other things you may not normally see on Utaban...this week's guest is none other than...
Q: piano?
Q: this piano music....what's this sound?
(the camera shows Gackt playing piano behind a door and all laugh)
Q: it couldn't be....it couldn't be
Q: the Mad Aristocrat....the Pork Belly Aristocrat is back!
Q: Pork Belly is playing the piano! He's wonderful so wonderful, he's really into his music but we do need to talk with him. Well let's introduce our guest who got such a big response last time he was on. Allow me to introduce in his second appearance Gackto-san come on out here!!
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Q: even this cup here is a skull, it's for your exclusive usage, Gacchan (in the front of the cup there is the red written "utaban")
G: wow...nice
Q: how is the reaction been since you were on here last?
G: well, you know how I go shopping?
Q: that stuff about Marusho!
G: I can't go anymore (all laugh loudly)
Q: even though you know everything about Marusho
G: when I go there they go "Ah- Pork Belly" "Hey, I'm not Pork Belly". I was very shocked
Q: so you can't go to Marusho anymore
G: no matter where I go...It's "Pork Belly", "Pork Belly", "Pork Belly"
Q: sorry about that, it's because of that odd conversation
G:...."Pork Belly" (all laugh)
Q: but haven't you found some new place to get "Pork Belly"?
G: I've gone to dozens of other stores, but no matter where I go, when I walk into the back they point and go "Ah- Pork Belly". They are cautious of me now
Q: they know you're a meat conoiseur....so they have the good meat ready for you, haven't they?
G: they tell me "There is good stuff in the front"
Q: "There is good stuff in the front"?!
G: "Don't come back here" and "Don't think you can come back here just because you're a celebrity" (all laugh very loudly)
Q: Gackt against the strict workers
G: it's a battle
Q: a battle!
G: next time I think I'll just go straight to the wholesaler
Q: directly?
G: "Wholesaler Store" was written on the building and I thought "that's the place" (all laugh)
Q: if the wholesaler doesn't know about you... What if they won't sell to you?
G: what are you doing now, should I have said something humorous in reply? (all laugh)
Q: no, no it's ok to just have a regular talk here, Gackt
Q: I wasn't trying to get a laugh out of you or anything like that
Q: we'll try not to call you "Pork Belly" anymore

Q: What kind of suit would you wear to go to Wholesaler Store?
G: I guess I'll wear a disguise
Q: what kind of disguise would you wear?
G:sunglasses
Q: ah, sunglasses
G: different colored sunglasses
Q: different colored sunglasses
Q: what color would you wear to go to Wholesaler Store?
G: blue or....
Q: BLUE!
Q: so you'll go to the wholesale store with blue sunglasses?
G: isn't good?
Q: (laughs) you'll be fine
Q: what about clothes?
Q: in this clothes you wont' get far. You stand ouy a little too much...
G: than how about a suit?
Q: a suit with blue sunglasses?
G: ok, then I'll bring an atache case too
Q: an atache case? an atache case really doesn't have anything to do with it (he has a face like this O___o)
Q: if you were the suit what's the point of the case?
G: don't you think it's like a businessman-like? (all laugh)
Q: okay, next up is the calligraphy corner, which was so popular last itme you were on
Q: calligraphy time
Q: first up, when you think of shopping...for you Gackt. What word best describes shopping?
*He writes something*
Q: cut?!
G: Well, when I say "cut" I mean "cut prices"
Q: Gackt, can you bargain down prices?
G: but of course! (all laugh very loudly)
G: huh? is there something wrong with that? Bargaining?
Q: Bargaining
G: well, I start negotiations
Q: for instance there's a 3000 yen piece of meat, well 3000 yen for 100 grams. Altogether 30.000 yen. How low can you get that?
G: I'd start from halfprice
Q: 15.000 yen
Q: that's pretty difficult, isn't it?
Q: (imitates an old man) "What talking about sir, 1500 yen for 100 grams?!"
G: ok, how about 2000 yen
Q: we'll settle for the middle ground and call it 1750 yen
Q: "that ain't the middle ground, sir "... "Alright ya got me 1750"
G: that of course include tax (all laugh)
Q:"included?! That's gonna hurt mu business! That's about 1500 yen then..."
G: but of course
Q: next up, what is important for a man?
G: the waist area
Q: the waist area? What do you mean, what about it?
G: it's like "good" eh?
(the character for "waist area" turned sideways reads like "good")
Q: it's like "good"
Q: it's doesn't really matter, does it?
Q: what do you mean by "the waist area"?
G: well, when I train...basically I don't like to waste time actually training, so when I have a shower or a bath
Q: how do you have a shower?
G: how do you all wash your hair?
Q: I basically sit down and like this
G: no good (all laugh)
Q: no good?
Q: how do you have a shower, Ishibashi?
Q: well, I sit down and...
G: no good, that can hurt your waist
Q: can it hurt your waist?
Q: which way is best to keep from...
G: first stand with your back to the shower
(Ishibashi does what Gackt says)
G: about 2 paces in front of it
Q: out of the spray, right?
G: yes, put your hands on your hips, now lean back
Q: You're kidding aren't you?! You're laughing! Something isn't right about htis!
(all laugh very very loudly)
G: pull in your chin, please
Q: pull in my chin?
Q: the shower is over here, right?
G: (stands up) this is something I discovered watching the Matrix
Q: MATRIX?? I'll be the shower..right here
G: like this (he lean back very very much!)
Q: doesn't that hurt you?
G: I'm fine, you could set a teaseton me in that position, no problem
Q: say it again, here is the shower, you go 2 paces in front of it, go like this and 1-2-3 (Gackt does it again)
Q: it is cool, really? no matter how I look at it, it looks like it hurts your eyes
G: pull in your chin, please
Q: ah my chin
Q: the necks muscles are also working?
G: yes and while you do that move your belly
Q: just having a shower makes for real good training
Q: so this is how you use your waist
G: but of course
Q: anything else?
G: when I brush my teeth...or dry my hair, I stay in that position
Q: when you brush your teeth doesn't it go up your nose?
G: well, occasionally I space out...and brush my teeth withs men's blore (facial cleaner)
Q: only you Gackt...

Q: Gackt, do you have sexual play with the lady?
G: I love it
Q: ah, so you do like it then
G: sexual play right?
Q: right
G: I love sexual play
Q: the waist plays a big role in that, doesn't it?
G: it's very important
Q: how often do you do it, once every 2 days, once every 3 days?
G: I'm... not the type to do it everyday. I leave intervals (all laugh) and store it up (all laugh loudly)
Q: what do you mean by store it up?
G: I hate when it's over in one or two hours...so if I store up, I can go about 8 hours straight (O___O)
Q: like a snake (laughs) a snake goes 24 hours
G: is that so? (Takeru: Maybe he thinks that he MUST do BETTER than a snake... hehehe XD)
Q: 8 hours eh? What do you do for 8 hours?
G: sexual play
Q: straight? O__O
Q: without eating?
G: no good? (they laugh loudly)
Q: are you holding eachother straight for 8 hours or what?
G: well, of course....there are many positions to go through
Q: like this one? (takes the position of the shower and all laugh)
G: something close to that (all laugh loudly)

Q: continuing, what are you not embarassed about showing to others?
Q: here it is
Q: naked, huh?
Q: so you're pretty confident in your physique?
G: I wouldn't say confident, morelike it's impossible to hide it
Q: fully naked?
G: basically, at the hotel before and during the tour I'm always naked in my room
Q: alway?
Q: what about the staff?
Q: what about when room service comes?
G: well, it's MY room
Q: well at a hotel conce you get the key is your room...
Q: ding dong "Room Service here" so you slip into some pants or put on a robe...
G: well firstly I won't wear underwear cause it is MY room
Q: so you just get the door as you are?
Q: and Gackt, your GA*KU*TO is right there for all to see. You don't mind showing them your GA*KU*TO at all? G: you mean Junior?
Q: yes you really don't mind Gackt Junior being...
G: I'm really not embarassed about people seeing
Q: you're not afraid they'll think "Ah Junior really is a junior huh?!"
G: well I'm a Magnum (all laugh very loudly)
Q: a Magnum eh? WOW!
Q: you're serius right now?!
Q: he's acting a little funny
G: it's just I didin't mean to say it on national television (all laugh very loudly)


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